Click on this link or copy and paste it in your url. It’s really cute!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jF-yU7Rq2XQ

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I’m sorry. What was the question?

A picture is worth a thousand words …

Shortcuts through rough times may lead to shortcomings later down the road. Learn to ask God what you are supposed to learn from a rough situation … instead of asking God to remove that thing entirely.

Think about it …

A senior at LSU was overheard saying..”When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.”

When asked why, he replied “I’d rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.”

It’s been a short while since I posted … Hurricane Humberto missed us … yipee! I was a little worried. Looks like we “dodged another bullet” as the old timers say around here. And took a day of vacation to add with my Friday off and went to Giddings for a visit with my sister and to see my mom. Had a great time. A bunch of my sister’s friends came over Friday night. My brother in law grilled hamburgers and I made an absolute pig (oink) out of myself. Blew my diet big time. But it was worth it because it was YUMMY! It was good to relax. Then I hurried home Saturday evening so I could spend a little time with Mike and Erica before they headed to Orlando. Mike is doing his yearly company meeting while Erica and Alex are staying at Disneyworld and doing that. Oh, and I also had to buy a new tire for my car today. And I need to go back in a couple of weeks (when I have $$$) and buy another one. Don’t I have an exciting life??? (yeah, right)

And that’s about it for now …

Tropical Storm Humberto – Intermediate Advisory 1a

Issued: Wednesday, September 12th 2007 12:47pm CDT

At 12:45 pm CDT, Tropical Depression Nine was upgraded to Tropical Storm Humberto by the National Hurricane Center. At 1pm, the center of Humberto will be near 28.3N/95.1W, or about 60 miles south of Freeport, TX. Maximum winds are up to 45 mph with higher gusts in squalls. Movement is to the north at 6 mph.

Our forecast takes the center of Humberto inland near or just east of Freeport Texas by midnight tonight. Its close proximity to land and the presence of dry air flowing off the mid Texas coast will prevent much strengthening prior to landfall. The main threat from Humberto remains from heavy rainfall. The core of heaviest rain will likely extend from just east of Houston to Lake Charles, LA. Parts of extreme southeast Texas and southwest Louisiana could receive 5-10 inches of rain tonight and Thursday morning. We expect isolated amounts could reach 15 inches.